1. You can talk to an attorney anytime during business hours for as long as you want to have questions answered about your own business or about personal matters.

2. You can have an attorney write letters to people or companies who are taking advantage of you or who have done something to you that you simply know isn't right.

3. You can have an attorney call anyone who is treating you unfairly to explain the consequences if they continue doing what they are doing.

4. You can have your law firm review all of your legal documents and contracts up to 10 pages in length and get back to you with 72 hours to go over the fine print with you just like wealthy people get to do!

5. You can have your law firm draw up a comprehensive last will and testament and a living will as well as a durable power of attorney. This new service will even allow you to update your will annually at no additional charge!

This plan available at Wal-Mart will help you with speeding tickets in all 50 states, tragic car accidents where a life is taken, law suits, job related criminal charges, IRS audits, 24 hour emergency access to an attorney, 25% discount off divorces, DUI charges, adoptions, etc.

You see a sign that reads...

**** PRICES ARE DROPPING ****
     *** NEW LEGAL PLAN ONLY $26.00 PER MONTH ***
     *** NO CONTRACT, MONTH-TO-MONTH ***
     ****** COVERS YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY *******

Well, this is a true story, with one exception; Wal-Mart won't be selling a plan like this! You can only buy this plan through a Pre-Paid Legal Independent Associate! Click here to find out more about our legal plans.